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i thought i was a fool for no one,
but ooh baby, i'm a fool for you. ♫
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They won't let you borrow any of the art, but they get so mad when you sit down and start touching yourself there.
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a thousand ancient bees began to sting our knees.
avatar by ~VivaLaValo
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All beans are vegetables. Chocolate is made of cocoa beans. Therefore chocolate is a vegetable. Meaning that we should all eat 5 bars every day!
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We are just a moment in time
A blink of an eye
A dream for the blind
Visions from a dying brain
I hope you don't understand...
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dreamer.
[link] - Myspaz
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